Okay, listen, I’m going to get a little real. I wanted to personally write this post to let everyone know how amazed I was at this seemingly miraculous ALL NATURAL elixir that almost immediately eradicates all forms of intestinal discomfort. Here’s the story: two Fridays ago I thought I’d treat myself to a night in and order an oversized bowl of poke all to myself while watching reruns of Girls as I anxiously awaited the upcoming farewell season. Said poke bowl came to the door, I enjoyed thoroughly, yet the next day, I felt like I was getting murdered. My stomach was in disarray, if you know what I mean, and I could not get my shit together, so to speak. This went on for a solid week, until last Sunday when things really came to a head. I woke up, bewildered, in pain and had to check out pain…
